absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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