love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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