how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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