I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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