My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize