omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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