What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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