Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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