Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza