: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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