I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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