I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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