I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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