Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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