David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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