Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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