just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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