at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
the raccoons are back...
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