My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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