He told me they were just razor bumps!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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