Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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It's rum buckets o'clock
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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