So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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