Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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