What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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