god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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