You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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