remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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