I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.