What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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