I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.