just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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