Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Blood and glitter go together right?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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