38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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