i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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