Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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