He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize