i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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