either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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