there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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