dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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