Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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