Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Damn victory sex feels great
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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