Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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