He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You were trust falling into bushes
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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