She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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