one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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