If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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