yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he shaved USA in his pubs
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
