Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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