As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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