Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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