You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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