why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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