nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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