is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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